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DOYLE IN PUBLIC RENT BOY SHAME
Hornets legend Warren Doyle has once again been embroiled in a gay sex scandal involving a well known local "rent boy". The male prostitute, accompanied his "client" to a well known local gay bar after a soapy shower scene - reminiscent of a scene from the film Midnight Express - following Sunday's match in Ferndown. Hornet's chief Rich Cowley released a statement today saying " If Doyle wants the world to know he's a raving rump ranger it's up to him but we (the club) are disappointed he chose such a butt ugly arse queen. Fuck knows how the few straight blokes we have left deal with it". Rob Fox, Doyle's long term squeeze was "staying with friends" and was unavailable for comment.
 
Doyle and "Rentboy"