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The
Dorset F. A. have amassed the the most amount of money from
fines of all the English counties.
Mr Smith a spokesman for the F.A. said this: "Although
for legal reasons we are not allowed to mention the player
who has contributed the most of these fines, I am eternally
grateful to him, I can now afford to send my children to Oxford
University "The
spokesman then drove off in his brand new Ferrari with Personalized
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11th
September 2005
White Heather Hornets 3 -London Tavern 1
Robbins Cup
After
arriving at Long Lane with Wes who looked liked he'd run into
a car at full pelt (let this be a lesson to you youngsters about
the evils of drink (pot kettle...wm))
and John Austin who looked like the car that Wes had run into
we were prepared for the battle ahead. I thought I'd arrived at
a car rally with the number of twats coming into the car park
sideways. I hoped for a crash but it didn't happen!
The
team arrived in dribs and drabs with two individuals who shall remain
nameless (George and Mike) being not only late, but fucking late!
They were promptly promoted to the subs bench. You all know the
rules, so dont't take the piss!
We started with a slightly different formation and I was looking
to be shot in the bollocks by the press on monday. The majority
of play in the first half belonged to the Heather with a number
of chances being squandered due to the fine positioning of the post
and cross bar! Needless to say we went 1-0 down after Neil Woodward
did the river dance on the ball near the goal and the Tavern scored
a scrappy goal against the run of play.
The first half whistle blew and we went into the break wondering
what the fuck had happened.
The
second half started well and we soon equalised through Foxy with
an excellent finish. Pressure started to pay for us as we managed
to play some neat football keeping the ball and frustrating the
opposition. Don't forget it's hard to score when you haven't got
the ball! We really started to control the game and with this Foxy
put us into the lead. He soon added a third for a superb hat-trick!
This was nothing more than we deserved! It was fortunate we were
3-1 up as our slim right-back Matt "Twiggy" Farley called
the female lines-person a name that she didn't take kindly to and
rightly got sent off! Sometimes we have to have the bollocks to
say we were wrong! Even I will! Yeah Right!
This was a good overall performance for the first league game but
there's still plenty of room for improvement. We have a large squad
with some excellent players but remember you don't guarantee yourself
a game each week. I will drop people who don't give me 100% and
I won't be pissed about. Paul Nye, Alan Farley and myself put ourselves
out for this club and all we ask is some effort in return! I'm sure
that because of the number of players we have this year not everyone
will be happy but I can't please everyone and for that I apologise
in advance but let us remember we are here to enjoy our football
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18th September 2005
White Heather Hornets 6 v AFC Bransgore A 0
I arrived at King George V on a lovely sunny day which was ideal for
football. I got the kit from the back of the car then realised I'd forgotten
the footballs. Not a good start! Don't forget lads always be organised!
The
team started arriving,all on time apart from Russell Dyke who was somewhere
in Dorset on a bus or so I was led to believe! Due to the fact Russell
was late and Matt "I'm not apologising" Farley and Andy Shaw
were not available we had a change of line up with Rich Newman in midfield
and Marcus "I'll shag anything including my flatmates if they stand
still for long enough" Copland in the centre of defence.
We
started off where we did last week and started playing some attractive
possession football. It took a little while to break the deadlock but
it came in the shape of a good finish from Neil Woodward. Neil shortly
afterwards added a second. It was positive to see us creating some good
chances and I'm sure the finishing will improve. It was annoying due to
the overall performance that we lost our way for the last 15 minutes of
the first half. We have to learn to concentrate for 90 minutes. Organisation
and commitment will help us to win this league but any lapses in concentration
will prove costly, trust me!
The
start of the second half shows an improvement with us keeping the ball
for longer periods of time thus frustrating Bransgore. A further four
goals were added to the tally with Matt "Bling" Groves and Warren
Doyle getting two a piece. It has to be said Warren's second was an excellent
finish but let's not get too cocky. Mike came on to cheer the finish,
showed his arse, jumped up and down and got booked! For that he was presented
with the Wanker of the Week T-Shirt. Watch out next week to see who will
be the proud recipient.
On
the whole this was a good performance but let's not lose our concentration.
We are only a couple of games into the season and there is a long way
to go.
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25th Sept 2005
V Heritage FC 3-1 win
I arrived at King George V on a lovely sunny day which was
ideal for football. I got the kit from the back of the car then realised
I'd forgotten the footballs. Not a good start! Don't forget lads always
be organised!
The team started
arriving, all on time apart from Russell Dyke who was somewhere in Dorset
on a bus or so I was led to believe! Due to the fact Russell was late,
and Matt "I'm not apologising" Farley and Andy Shaw were not
available, we had a change of line up with Rich Newman in midfield and
Marcus "I'll shag anything including my flatmates if they stand
still for long enough" Copland in the centre of defence.
We started
off where we did last week and started playing some attractive possession
football. It took a little while to break the deadlock but it came in
the shape of a good finish from Neil Woodward. Neil shortly afterwards
added a second. It was positive to see us creating some good chances and
I'm sure the finishing will improve. It was annoying due to the overall
performance that we lost our way for the last 15 minutes of the first
half. We have to learn to concentrate for 90 minutes. Organisation and
commitment will help us to win this league but any lapses in concentration
will prove costly, trust me!
The start
of the second half shows an improvement with us keeping the ball for longer
periods of time thus frustrating Bransgore. A further four goals were
added to the tally with Matt "Bling" Groves and Warren Doyle
getting two a piece. It has to be said Warren's second was an excellent
finish but let's not get too cocky. Mike came on to cheer the finish,
showed his arse, jumped up and down and got booked! For that he was presented
with the Wanker of the Week T-Shirt. Watch out next week to see who will
be the proud recipient.
On the
whole this was a good performance but let's not lose our concentration.
We are only a couple of games into the season and there is a long way
to go.
I'll
see you all next week and once again a good effort!
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2nd
October 2005
White Heather Hornets 14 Real Carling Res 0
Nicholas Read Cup
This
was an excellent all round performance where we didn't give up until the
end.
The
goals came from Warren "The Love Muscle" Doyle with 5, Christian
"The Coma" Hillman with 2, Craig " Kosher" Phillips
with 2, Rich " I can't read and i can't write but that don't really
matter cos I come down from the west country and I can drive a tractor"
Newman with 2 and one of the goals came from open play and Matt "Bling"
Groves with 2.
This
game will show us that we will come up against some opposition which we
will easily overcome, then we'll come up against teams who will give us
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9th
October 2005
White Heather Hornets 2 Wellworthy 0
Dorset Minor Cup
I arrived at the fortress not knowing what to expect from Wellworthy as
they play in the Weymouth League. I was hoping for an away fixture and
a saturday night on the town (just like the old days - only problem is
my wife wouldn't let me so i don't know why i even thought about it).We
had a change round slightly and Jamie started at left back and Boy George
at right back. Matt groves partnered Christian up front and Neil Woodward
slotted into left midfield. After about 10 minutes we knew the opposition
were going to be better than anything we had come up against so far. I
was pleased we stuck to the task and played some good possession football.
We finally broke the deadlock with an excellent finish from the Coma and
the second goal game from the penalty spot after the tractor boy was up
ended. Luke "One pace" Ayrton coolly slotted away the penalty.
It was good to see Wes " The Monk" White keep another clean
sheet and I'm sure he won't know what the fuck to do when someone shoots
at him! Watch this space!
I
was especially pleased with my substitutions and i'm thinking of employing
the best of three heads or tails each week.
I'll
see you all next week and hope to see you all on time! Things are getting
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16th October 2005
West Park Athletic 1 - White Heather Hornets 6
Wingfields
Division 8
This
Sunday saw the return of Robby "Tight Cheeks" Fox to the bench
after a period away injured, either that, or he was trying to put some
muscle definition on those legs of his!
We had a slight change in formation with John Austin in midfield due
to the fact that we could use his pace and shooting prowess! But all
in all we started with a team more than capable of winning this game
or so i thought.
West Park had yet to win a game and as yet hadn't scored but we were
due to put one of those facts to bed. With due respect to West Park
they started the better of the two teams and made us look extremely
ordinary.
We
went into the lead with a rocket of a shot from Matt "Bling"
Groves (friend of Luke "One Pace" Ayrton who want's to be
known as Luke "The Real Deal" Ayrton. What do you think? One
suggestion is Luke "The real deal-do" Ayrton (suggestions
on a postcard).
Unfortunately we couldn't keep our lead for long and a spirited West
Park equalised. The score remained 1-1 until half-time.
Half-time
brought some words of gentle persuasion to try and enthuse our players
to increase their levels of output and ability. In other words a good
old fashioned bollocking! The second half saw the introduction of Foxy,
Warren and Mike Constable.
Things
started to improve and we went into a 3-1 lead with two quick goals
from Matt Groves (55 & 58 mins). This was shortly followed in the
60th minute by a sublime curling left footed shot from Warren Doyle.
The game was secured with two further goals from Rob Fox in the 83rd
and 85th mins, one of the goals coming from the acutest of angles. The
final score of 6-1 flattered us and a lot of respect should be shown
to the way West Park carried on battling!
I'm
looking forward to next week when we play Dean Court Supporters in the
cup as this should give us some indication of how far we have come this
season.
See
you next week
The
Gaffer.
I
only have three comments to make on Mr Gaffer's previous. "Sublime"
is an excellent description, I thoroughly enjoyed it and as a result
missed the picture - whereas "Acute" is understatement,
the last thing I expect when I'm having a fag is for Foxy to scrape
a ball off my foot and miss both posts and hit the net. Oh, and I missed
the photo. The third - "Half-time brought some words of
gentle persuasion to try and enthuse our players to increase their levels
of output and ability". I was hurried away from the scene
after hearing that "the language is fucking appalling" from
one startled gentleman sporting a cheeky grin, then, a man dressed as
a bald woman said "Don't listen Rob, it'll offend your ears".
I can safely say I have never been so surprised as I was gazing upon
Paul Nye dressed in a black leather mini-skirt and a rather fetching
boob tube. This however transpired to be an hallucination caused by
an excess of alcohol, stimulants and sleep deprivation so I told him
to buy me a drink.
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23rd
October 2005
Dean Court Supporters 1 - White Heather Hornets 2
Kings Park 4
Robbins Cup (3)
This Sunday saw us up against Division 1 opposition which was
sure to prove a stern test for the mighty Heather! Preparation wasn't
exactly brilliant as a number of players made me aware they were unavailable
due to pet sitting and flower arranging commitments (Well we didn't need
you anyway! Only joking!).
Kings Park
on a grey and miserable day isn't exactly the most of desirable places
to be and to compound my misery we had a 10 mile hike to the pitch. The
team consisted of Wes "The Monk" White in goal, Jamie Yeo at
left back, Mike "Constable" Constable at right back, Marcus
"copulating anything" Copland and Andy "Strangers on the"
Shaw at centre backs, Matt "Bling" Groves, Rich "The cruncher
(Carrot)" Newman, Luke "The real deal-do" Ayrton, Jon Austin
in midfield and Warren "I get beaten up by women" Doyle and
Robby "Tight cheeks" Fox. The game saw the return of Mr Gay
UK (about time too -wm) on the bench with the ever reliable George
Barry.
We certainly
found things a bit different against higher league opposition and took
a while to find our feet but due to pure grit and determination we battled
every step of the way. It has to be said that up until half-time we hadn't
exactly created a bundle of chances so it was decided to change things
slightly and move Warren up alongside tight cheeks. The game seemed to
become a bit more open and chances came on a more regular basis unfortunately
Dean Court had the better chances but couldn't get any shots on target.
Cows arse banjo comes to mind! It was almost inevitable when the Heather
went into a 1-0 lead through a cool finish in a crowded penalty box by
Warren Doyle. Dean Court pushed forward in the hope of an equaliser and
this came with about 10 minutes to go. To our credit heads could of gone
down but we showed great character and continued to play with guts and
determination!
The game
seemed to be heading towards extra time until we got a corner in the last
minute both of our towering centre backs (Funny Heh!) came up for the
corner and I watched in awe as Andy "I've got to be at least a quid
now" Shaw lept like a bull elephant and powered in an unstoppable
shot from his shoulder! Pure Class! The mighty Heather had created cup
history and advanced into the dizzy heights of round 4 of the Robbins
Cup! Who next? Who cares! We'll play anyone (Just don't beat us)!
In all seriousness
this was a great performance. Let's just hope we can play with the same
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October
2005
Ferndown Colts 4 - White Heather Hornets 5
KGVPF
Division 8
Ferndown Colts 4 White Heather Hornets 5
This I felt
was going to prove to be one of the hardest games of the season so far as
Ferndown Colts are a decent side capable of beating anyone in our division!
Not us though! This game was never going to be easy and the rainy blustery
conditions
didn't help our passing game or Chris Farleys gay boy hair cut! Things couldn't
have started any better for us as we went into the lead after a bullet header
(Yes an actual header!) from Andy "I'm so fucking quick you won't even
see me" Short (I mean Shaw). He's now been put on the transfer list
at £1.80, half a pork pie and a jock strap. Needless to say we're
waiting for the first offer. Unfortunately we were unable to keep the lead
as probably one of the shortest teams we had played out jumped us at a corner.
We went into the lead again after a header from Warren Doyle. Unbelievable
I know but he did have his stepladder with him! We again lost the lead but
went back ahead with lofty Doyle scoring. Ferndown then scored twice to
take them into a 4-3 lead. It has to be said that I thought that Copy was
unlucky and Wes wasn't! You know what i'm talking about boys.....penalties!
It was down to the smooth and sex goddess that is Warren Doyle to equalise
with a well taken penalty. Then came the mother of all goals from Mr Gay
UK. Even he and his Homo followers didn't know what had hit them and it
wasn't a jumbo sausage. Raph Thurlow watched in awe as the exocet fizzed
past him almost scorching his knob as it passed giving the mighty Hornets
a 5-4 victory.
It has to
be said that this was an excellent victory which we battled for from start
to finish. Everyone worked their socks off and long may it continue.
Looking forward
to next week.
With all my love The Gaffer. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(Unfortunately
"The Gaffers" drugs are too strong...........or not strong enough!!!!!!!!
We all know "Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" scored the winner
but what the hell!!!
UP THE HORNETS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!)
I believe this e-mail was tampered with by Nye
before I got it. - Webmaster. xxxxxxxx doesn't look like the gaffer to
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13th
of November 2005
White
Heather Hornets 7 - Sturminster Rovers 2
KGVPF
Dorset Minor Cup (2)
On this foine day on the 13th of November in the year of 2005 in
the year of our lord (Is that ok Rob?) (you're
taking the piss now) we met against Sturminster
Rovers of the Blackmore Vale league (Where ever that is!). Needless
to say we didn't have a clue to how good they were or weren't but
that's never bothered the mighty Hornets at the fortress!
As this was the Dorset Cup we were without tattoo
from fantasy island as he was away welcoming some new guests. Some
you younger persons may not know who he is so this is a homework
task which should be completed before sunday. The person with the
best picture from the net at sundays game wins a pint!!! Get searching
you sad lifes!
This meant a change to the starting line up with
Craig Phillips playing alongside Rob Fox. It has to be said that
Craig needs to possibly look at his bouffant as this could be restricting
his speed due the the massive barnet. He looks like something from
the hair bear bunch! Who the fuck's that Ihear you say? Look it
up - you'll laugh your bollocks off.
The game started slowly to my annoyance and it seemed
we were going to struggle against poorer opposition but we finally
broke the deadlock through Hair after 17 minutes then added further
goals from Matt "Bling" Groves on 19 minutes and one more
27 minutes from the Hair and one on 28 minutes from Robby "Tight
Cheeks" Fox. Sturminster scored in between time to reduce the
arrears but in fairness to them they were never in the hunt. This
took us into half time 4-1 up.
After Half time we added further goals from the
Hair (55 minutes), The bling (68 minutes) and a header from the
Hair after several attempts. It should be added that Wes has spent
this week on Madam Sins rack to stretch that extra inch after dropping
the ball into his own net. His words were "I thought i'd got
it!" Well you didn't!
All in alll this was a good performance with an
excellent display from the Hair and some excellent finishing. Good
effort! We're through to the quarter finals against dextra lightning
from the Blackmore Vale league and should hopefully progress further
if we play the game in the right frame of mind.
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20th
November 2005
White Heather Hornets 12 -AFC Bransgore A. 2
KGVPF
Nicholas
Read Cup (3)
Was it to be another victory at the fortress or were the
mighty heather's bubble going to burst? After we finally arrived
after a number of bullshit excuses we managed to just about scrape
enough players to start the game on time. We started with Hair up
front with Foxy, Warren in midfield and the Carrot Cruncher on the
bench due to his re-visit to clundy to swap heads!
We
had previously beaten AFC Bransgore 6-0 but made sure we weren't
going to take this game lightly. We started well and went into the
lead after 8 minutes through Warren Doyle after good work by Mike
Ridewood. This was soon followed by an exquisite chip by Foxy after
9 minutes to put us 2-0 up. We then started to gain in confidence
and started passing and moving the ball well. The next goal came
on 24 minutes after the Hair mis-hit a shot from the edge of the
penalty area and the goalkeeper dived over the top. Foxy then added
further to the total after 28 minutes arriving at the far post to
prod home (apparently it's the only thing he's prodded home for
a while). The next lucky contestant to get his name on the score
sheet was the Bling on 44 minutes firing home from 12 yards.
This
took us to half-time and there wasn't really much to be said as
we were 5-0 up. It only took us 5 minutes into the second half to
add to our tally with "The Carrot Cruncher" complete with
new head powered one in off the swede. Then after 59 minutes the
ever reliable left foot of Christian Hillman made it 7-0. Then after
64 minutes the Hair permed one in off the barnet. He then grabbed
his hat-trick after 73 minutes after running onto a through pass.
With Warren Doyle's arsehole twitching like an ornithologist the
Hair added his 4th. This was followed after 82 minutes with Luke
"The deal-do" Ayrton scoring with a miss-hit homo shot.
The scoring was the completed with the Hairs 5th at the back post.
It was good to see "The Carrot Cruncher" carry on after
a clash of heads and I've heard that he has a replacement available
from Uncle Wurzel.
Here's
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27th November 2005
Bransgore 4 White Heather 0
Robbins Cup
This
was to prove a greater test than I anticipated against a side who
after a few minutes of the game were good but not beyond the realms
of being beaten. Unfortuantely we were never in the game in the
first half and conceeded 3 sloppy goals. The referee had some strange
ideas but we must learn to concentrate on our own games rather than
arguing with the ref. We are all human and everyone makes mistakes!
After a constructive discussion at half-time our play improved but
we still managed to conceed a further goal and unfortunately couldn't
penetrate their defence - this being a problem that Foxy and Warren
have been experiencing. Any way that's enough of this disappointment!
Luke
I'm sure is pleased that because I was going to take a pound off
of the subs for every goal conceeded (alledgedly) you all owe me
an extra £4 next week and if you can't pay "The Real
Deal-Do" will!
Lets
look forward to the next three weeks as this is a very important
time for us as we play in the Dorset Minor Cup, Nicholas Read Cup
and AFC Hewitt who are top of the table. This could be make or break!
Any
idea's for the Christmas do? We can go to For Your Eyes Only but
I must wait outside!
Looking
forward to next week.
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4th
December 2005
White Heather Hornets 2 London Tavern 1
Nicholas
Read Cup
This
was to prove to be an important game in our season. After the disappointing
yet not too worrying exit from the Robbins cup I was keen to see
us get back on track and win in a competition I feel we can get
to the final.
I arrived bright and early to put up the nets and sort out the kit.
Our players arrived in dribs and drabs with me receiving phone calls
and text messages with various excuses of why people were late.
Let's be honest there was probably only one reason you were late
and that was because you were strumming the purple headed custard
chucker!
After we kicked off it soon became evident that the London Tavern
side were much improved since we met them at Long Lane earlier in
the season. It took us a while to find any kind of rhythm but we
finally went into the lead with a well taken goal from the speedster
they call Mike Ridewood. Hopefully by the way we haven't lost him
to love or the husband of the bird he's shagging! Coppy doesn't
know her does he? We went into half time 1-0 up and not in too much
trouble.
The
second half started and I felt it was important for us to get a
second to take the pressure off a bit. This came unbelievably in
the form of the lateral jogger himself the sex god they call Coppy.
It was a cool finish which is more than can be said of his goal
celebration after he turned in pure jubilation and excitement and
ran straight into the hair. This was to prove an important strike
as London Tavern scored a late consolation.
The
final whistle blew and the mighty hornets marched into the next
round!
Let's
look forward to next weeks game in the Dorset Minor Cup and hope
we continue on our quest for silverware!
All
the best
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Heather Hornets 8 Dextra Lighting 0
Dorset Minor Cup 11/12/05
Due
to the iminent arrival of our daughter who was born on the 12th
of
December I was unable to attend the cup game. The team was left
in the more than capable hands of Big Al who after phoning him on
two or three occasions told me not to worry. I can't comment on
the game but i'm sure you were all brilliant!
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Hewitt 3 White Heather Hornets 3
League 18/12/05
The game
was the last of the year and coinsided the day after the Hornets Christmas
do in Bournemouth. It has to be said you were all SHIT and this was
the worst game we had played all season! It was only down to the fact
that the opposing centre forward couldn't it a cow's arse with a banjo
that we didn't lose! Our scorers were Chris Farley, Craig Phillips
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Westside
Res 1 White Heather Hornets 7
League 08/01/06
I
was hoping this was going to be an imrovement after our last display
and i'm pleased to say i was plesantly suprised! This was the Hornets
of old with some excellent football being played and an absolute
dream to watch!
We
went into the lead after 5 minutes after a cool finish from Rob
Fox. He
soon added a second with a great lob after 14 minutes. This seemed
to settle us and we started to make the opposition struggle. We
went further ahead after Matt Groves followed up a decent shot to
tuck away the rebound after 21 minutes.
The
next goal came just before the break from an unlikely source Constable
Cuntstubble with a mistimed shinner shot after 43 minutes.
After
half-time and a couple of changes we took a while to settle down
but added to oue tally through Rich "Wurzel" Newman with
a great free kick after 54 minutes putiing us 5-0 up. To there credit
Westside never gave up and pulled one back.
The
Hornets continued the relentless push forward and added two further
goals through a great chip from 18 yards out from the Hair after
83 minutes and a penalty after 89 minutes from the Monk.
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Heather Hornets 8 - J P Morgan 0
22 January 2006
League
Not an ideal start to the morning's proceedings with Mr Constable
phoning up to tell me he had only just left at 10am and when he turned
up puking his bollocks up in the goal mouth! Then we had the Farley
boy's (Dumber and Dumber) who couldn't get there sorry arses out of
bed and had to be woken up! with that apart the game commenced under
the control of Tony Brown who had an excellent game. We went into
the lead after a cross shot from Craig Phillips. The lead was soon
doubled after 10 minutes with Craig Phillips prodding home after goalmouth
melle. The hair was looking to increase his league tally of two until
today. This doubled his tally as he looked to pull away in the goalscoring
stakes. After 14 minutes Matty Glitter scored with an excellent finish
then we went into a period of play up until after half time losing
our way somewhat. It was left until the 53rd minute when the Hair
completed his hat trick and made the score 4-0. Matty Glitter then
added a wonder goal much to the delight of his dad on the sidelines.
Actually he crossed and the keeper missed it! Craig then made it 6-0
after good work from Matty G after 78 minutes. Further goals were
scored by Christian Hillman after 82 minutes and a shinned effort
by Chris Farley after 87 minutes. All in all a good effort and result.
Let's hope we can continue next week and the Monk is fit to return.
I'm sure you all miss him especially Mike!
All the best.
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Lymington 3 White Heather Hornets 2
January 29th 2006
This was to be an important game in the hornets
season but unfortunately it proved to be a day of bad luck and indifferent
refereeing decisions!! This was a game where we were reunited with
"Keep it on the island son" his father a legend until
his death some years ago.
We went into a 1-0 lead through Craig Phillips and
then it went horribly
wrong,with Lymington going into a 2-1 lead,the second goal coming
from a fat bloke who will never hit a shot like it in his lifetime!
Wes gave away a penalty,and we could quite easily of had two but
there we go it was one of those days.
We equalised through Andy Farley then lost the lead
to lose 3-2. On another day this game could have gone the other
way.
PS Sorry if the report is wrong but I was so pissed
off it's taken me this
long to write it!
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Heather Hornets 0 Ferndown Colts 3
February 5th 2006. League Division 8
This was what can only be described as a shit performance! End of!
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Masons
and Mariners 2 - White Heather Hornets 5
12/03/06
Dorset Minor Cup Semi-Final
I was wondering whilst travelling to Redlands on Sunday
morning what sort of a state the Mighty Hornets were going to be
in after there previous showing against AFC Hewitt which was definitely
a day to forget! My thoughts were further compounded by the fact
that "The Hair" or should he now be known as "The Hairdresser" was
drinking Baileys at 4.30am. The town of Weymouth was taken by storm
and as Masons and Mariners were on somewhat of a high I feared the
worse.
We kicked off on a bitterly cold day with the wind in our favour
but somehow in the 1st minute managed to stand still in our own
area and watch the Masons forward control the ball on his chest
and volley into the roof of the net. 1-0 down! This I thought was
the shape of things to come, but how wrong I was! We managed to
equalise after 7 minutes through a Chris Hillman header. I was hoping
to go into half-time with some sort of lead as we were playing with
a strong wind.
After 28 minutes we were awarded a penalty (after the centre back
almost carried the ball out of the penalty box) which Rich Newman
duly dispatched to put us 2-1 up, then after 36 minutes, Craig Phillips
scored the goal of the season which was described on the Mason's
website as a cross - MY ARSE! It curled like nothing
I've ever seen before!
We went into half-time 3-1 up. After half time we conceded a penalty
after 51 minutes which I couldn't really see why it was given but
there we go. We were only 3-2 up. Shortly afterwards Rob Fox was
introduced to the game even though he has a wonky knee and amazingly
after 63 minutes he ran two thirds of the pitch and scored probably
what was the games most important goal as it put us 4-2 up. Then
three minutes later Mr Fox scored again which put the game beyond
doubt. After the 5th goal we weren't really threatened and progressed
to the Final.
Good
luck boys and what a performance! |
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